October 20, 2011

This is your president speaking. Move over.

The new gnu thought it knew everything, but then prompty forgot at the same time I became indefinately smarter.

No, I am not a wizard, but I am the new pilot.

The gnu ate the old one.

*Reminder to insert picture of gnu here, with caption "Moo"*

Work for the...

Federal Ministry of Heaven-Unrelated Science
1. Worsheets:
-3.5 Questions [oxygen-neon] to 8
-3.8 Questions 1 to 3
Due: Tomorrow?

Cult of Fanatical Arithmatic-Practitioners
1. Math Textbook
-page Two Hundred Thity-Two; question Six
Due: Tomorrow

Department of Technology Brain
1. Back to the Future*
*Note: the government 8H has not invented time travel yet; the title was probably chosen by an unsneaky infiltrator from the future government of 8H
-Create an annotated timeline of your travels
-Create a total of 4 journal entries using first person... blah blah blah
-Create a "Works Cited" page including images and sources
-Create a VoiceThread [sic] incorporating you timeline, journal entries....
Due: At the end of the next IT session next Thursday

THE Presidential Orchestra
1. Strings:
-Music theory test/quiz on Monday
2. Music Council:
-Write a speech detailing why you should be co-chair, and come up with ideas

Sar01's Lecture Building of Poetry and Other Irrelevant Ideas
1. There once was a student
Who proclaimed "Screw homework!" Then
One day,
The teacher came to say
"I have nothing for you; find your own hen!"

National Protection Agency For All the Left-Out Misfits
1. Health Worksheet due Monday
2. Family Studies Project due half-way through the year
3. Gym says "Remember to lunge for the (volley-)balls! No excuses!"
4. French Circus-Master says "I am a genius!"

For the General Public, Suspiciously Not Involved in a Mandatory Federal Agency
1. IEP's ASAP, or by tomorrow.


If you were eaten by a gnu, then you were probably spit back out in 9 months, if the gnu was mad that it wasn't capable of human birth. If not, then it probably means that the gnu didn't like you, as they hate to associate with "inferior" (translation: superior) people.

Prediction of the day:

I predict that world oil production will peak in December, 2012