October 21, 2011

I am annoyed that I can't think of anything witty to say.

Work for the...

Federal Ministry of Heaven-Unrelated Science
1. Worsheets:
-4.0 Due: Tuesday
-5.0 Due: Some time later

Cult of Fanatical Arithmatic-Practitioners
1. They're being very lazy today; I don't know why. Perhaps it's because of the weekends?
2. Research what the giant "E" in several Wikipedia math equations stands for. I have no idea, but surely math freaks need something to do. Maliciously passing the time with university-level algorithms does not count.

Department of Technology Brain
1.Back to the Future
Due: At the end of the next IT session next Thursday

THE Presidential Orchestra
1. Strings:
-Music theory test/quiz on Monday, or maybe the one after that
2. Music Council:
-Write a speech detailing why you should be co-chair, and come up with ideas
3. The Big Dumb Bunch:
-Visit to the TSO (whose Wikipedia article's length is likely directly proportional to how good they sound) at 1115 hours

Sar01's Lecture Building of Poetry and Other Irrelevant Ideas
1. Optional for those who have no inclination to succeed, and not needed for those who possibly have succeded: finish the The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World definitions (yes, 2 "thes" in a row was weird).

The Newly Constructed Congress Building for the Pursuit of Unintelligible Historical and Geographical Debate
1. I'm confused. There's a Web Activity from one of the old textbooks, and there's the history the supply steacher assigned...

National Protection Agency For All the Left-Out Misfits
1. Health Worksheet due Monday
2. Family Studies Project due half-way through the year

For the General Public, Suspiciously Not Involved in a Mandatory Federal Agency
1. IEP's ASAP
2. TSO Tickets

Mayday, mayday. This is Class 8H Flight Alw01 declaring emergency. I repeat, Class 8H Flight Alw01 is declaring emergency. We are being hijacked! One of the people onboard says that one of the 2 hijackers is wearing a huge orange sweater! There is a familiar girl with him! Somewhere in the confusion, he says he thought he saw the words "Conditioner," and a baseball bat! We are crashing the plane, I repe-*




-Long Silence-



*This was a simulation flight. No persons, cows, nor sentient baseball bats were harmed. I mean, how do you fit a cow safely on a passenger plane? While you wait a decade for the likely investigation into the crash to conclude (again, part of this real-time simulation), listen to:

-Beethoven:
Piano Sonatas No. 1, 8, 14, 15, 18, 21, 23, and 26
Symphonies No. 5, 7, and 9
-Mozart:
Symphony No. 40
-Haydn:
Symphonies No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ... 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, and finally, 106 (I dare you to listen to all of them - it'll pass time well)
-Vivaldi:
Winter, Autumn, Spring, from the Four Seasons
-Chopin:
Don't listen to him.
-Bach:
Various
-Debussy:
Clair de Lune
Arabesque No. 1
Reverie
-Romantic to Modern Composers
Listen to sparingly. Don't listen to the modern ones at all (unless you are obligated to, such as in a movie).